The Return Of The Fat Tax

A few short weeks ago I proposed a revolutionary new idea: Tax all the people who are overweight with a special fat tax. The idea was to get people thinking about a serious problem, obesity, and all the diseases and problems that it causes.

(These problems can be alleviated with fish oil, exercise, and Regenerizer.)

The increased revenue from the blubber tax would go a long way toward the costs of the medical facilities and personnel that are tied up trying to cure the multiple health problems of that special tribe, Le Molestiers du Buffet, which now numbers about 40% of the American population.

(For those not using fish oil, not exercising, not using Regenerizer, the statistics are grim. If you are a Lardassian, you are quintupling your odds of checking out early.)

Apparently, this idea has caught on with a number of subscribers on both sides of the political aisle, and they say it has a better chance of success than the current immigration legislation.

The Democrats want to make the tax progressive; that is: there will be a sliding scale of suet, 10% for up to 15 pounds, 20% for 15-30 pounds, 30% for 30-50 pounds, 40% for 50-100 pounds, and 50% for those 100 pounds or more over the norm.

The Republicans favor a flat fat tax, 12½ % with a 5-7 pound allowance over the norm.

(In fish oil purchasers, the split is almost dead even, give or take a hanging credit card or two.)

Weigh In’s would be in January every year, giving people incentive to ease up on the gluttony during the holiday season, and to actually keep their New Year’s
resolution.

All weight data would be a matter of public record.

I think this alone could help melt billions of pounds of tumescent tallow.

(Early data on Regenerizer tells us that while Republicans bought first, Democrats have now realized what they were missing and are scrambling to catch up.) However, they are making a strong comeback and it looks like they will have a real chance on Election Day thanks to their adoption of Instant Einstein as a required supplement!

I would have a penalty built in if a whole family was overweight. If Ma and Pa and Sis and Bro are all over, they get a special electronic boot put on their fridge. It will only open 3 times a day, and putting a soda in will set off a fat police alarm.

I’m telling you, this is heady stuff. I never thought about politics before, but if Patrick Kennedy can keep getting elected, I think I have a future. After all, I have
had one idea, which is more than one can say for him.

You couple that with the fact that I haven’t punched any security people or run my car into a concrete barrier, and it’s off to the races.

I just got an email from Denny Hastert and Ted Kennedy.

It seems that they are members of the Molestiers du Buffet, and they are opposed to my fat tax because it would make fat people mad.

Well, they couldn’t chase them very far, so what’s the big deal. It’s a long walk to the polls in most states.

Whether you favor the progressive fat tax, or the flat fat tax, the time has come to get serious about being overweight.

At www.drdavesbest.com we can help you shed the wiggle and jiggle, and keep your tax bill low.

All the best,
Doc

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"Dr Dave for President" by Lazlo B. Zilly

Oh please Doc do it now before it's to late
Represent your country your home town and state.
Help keep the people healthy and free
And smarter too with Instant Einstein you see

We are bombarded from every angle
Politically temptations continue to dangle
They spin and sin and make up lies
To keep their arses in office and their trophy wives

So they can wine and dine and fly
To the far corners of the earth
While the oil companies ply
Higher prices on the common man
This summer'll be worse how much more can we stand
Between the bird flu and vicious tropical storms
Our economy hangs in, but recession forms

They crash their cars; they put money in their fridge
And Duke Cunningham who survived Thud ridge*
Sold his house for far more than its worth
And then we're to believe that it was just luck
Like Marion Barry said. "The Bxtch
Set me up!"
Whilst snorting the ubiquitous crack cocaine
Was yet reelected for yet another reign

So Dr Dave from one of your readership
How's about stepping up and showing us real leadership!

LBZ

Well, Lazlo, thanks for that but I have a tough enough time keeping Big Pharma's antics in my sites. If we can keep the freedom of knowledge and choice alive for the people, they'll do the rest!

Let's just you and me do what we do best and that's make the best supplements.

· I apologize for Lazlo's distortion of historical facts. Duke Cunningham was an F4 Phantom pilot in Vietnam and may not have had the intimate contact with Thud Ridge that the fighter bombers did.

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Who Put The Vegetable On My Plate

Recently I attended a backyard BBQ and there was a lot of good food on the tables. In addition to the burgers, chicken, pork and beef, there was fish, deep water halibut, Alaskan King salmon and something else, which escapes my mind, but tasted pretty good. I can’t ever remember fish at a BBQ before.

There were also many vegetable dishes, grilled vegetables, raw vegetables, and vegetable salads. There was a virtual cornucopia of fresh fruit too.

In addition, there was a first class selection of vino and quite a stellar cocktail bar.

I selected a little of this and that, and when I sat down with my plate I was really surprised to notice that my plate was a combination of pretty healthy food. I had pretty much the entire color wheel with all the fruits and vegetables.

I was hungry when I arrived, and polished off that first plate fairly fast and had a nice vino to boot.

Fairly satiated, I decided to watch what was being eaten by other people.

Most of the men stuck to burgers, steaks, pork in several forms, and potatoes grilled, baked, or potato salad. And of course dessert, pie, cobblers, cake, cookies, and ice cream.

Some of the women ate fish, but most of them ate the same as the men for the protein. They did hang around the raw vegetables and dips, but they didn’t actually eat all that much of it, instead opting for the casserole type concoctions.

They did eat more of the fruit than the men, but they also hit the dessert table almost as hard as the men.

When the party was winding down there were a lot of fruits and vegetables that were going to go to waste.

That didn’t occur on the dessert table, where everything was pretty much picked clean.

It occurred to me that this is pretty much how people eat every day.

There has been an awful lot of hooey written in the last few months about multivitamins and the fact that they don’t have any discernible effects.

Most of this hooey is written under the auspices of science according to the pharmaceutical companies, who know exactly what I observed; that most people just don’t eat the foods that they should to keep themselves healthy.

The headline of today’s blog came from a pretty big guy whose wife handed him a plate with a burger bun that had lettuce, tomato, and onion on it. His riposte, “Hey, somebody put a vegetable on my plate,” got a big laugh all the way around. Even from me. When I have a burger, I like it unadorned.

The reason I developed the Monster Multivitamin was because the truth is that we do not eat what we should often enough, even when someone else prepares it for us. We opt instead for the old favorites, which certainly are tasty, but leave us high and dry when it comes to nutrients.

That is what the Monster Multivitamin is for. It’s to replace the foods that are not being eaten on a regular basis. It’s to replenish a system that is vitally in need of those nutrients that we are missing by eating what’s easy and comforting, even when we know that it isn’t particularly good for us.

All the hooey in the press is because the pharmaceutical companies would like you to get on their program, which is drugs, drugs, and more drugs.

And if you don’t modify your eating habits in some way, they will get you sooner or later.

The Monster Multivitamin can restore a great deal of what you are missing out on by not eating the color wheel of fruits and vegetables.

It’s all-natural, and there are no side effects, except better health, which is a far cry from what the pharmaceutical companies want you to have, because that’s not good for them.

Oh yeah and by the way if you want to really up the anti-oxidant ante and get the benefits of wine without drinking any, add in some super Wrinkle Guard for dessert,

It's loaded with resveratrol and other natural anti-oxidants found in wine and numerous fruits and vegetables.

Definitely not for wrinkles only!

All the best,
Doc

Supplements mentioned in this blog:
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