We have a winner

Instant Einstein must be getting around these days. We had several limerick entries in our celebration event limerick contest.

The ones you see below were selected by our staff to be the winners.

Our resident idiot savant limerick writer, Lazlo, was frothing at the mouth and I had to let him add a line or two here or there and have the last word in limericks as usual.

Today we announce the winner a gentleman who comes from Florida and is definitely one of Dr Dave's Best.

The following limerick was sent in by one of Dr Dave's Best

Don't weep for Upjohn, Merck and Pfizer
They thought we'd all be none the wiser
Their product's junk, their credibility sunk
done in by Regenerizer

Don't weep for Upjohn, Pfizer or for Merck
Their CEO is one big jerk
Selling pills for pain in your back
That ultimately lead to a heart attack

Their profits soar as much as oil
While people spend their retirement toil
When if they'd only joined the rest
Who daily remember their Dr Dave's Best

Old age a meaningless title would be
While they laughed and danced and sang with glee
And stayed forever and always pain free
With Dr Dave's Super Omega 3

Cliff W*

And we also have a few more winners who will get a free bottle of their choice as well.

Limerick


As a man who takes Doctor Dave's Best
I’m full of energy and get all my rest
I don’t look or feel my age
Thanks to Instant Einstein I’m a sage
My whole body thanks you and this and this is no jest

So please keep goin' and inventin'
For bird flu needs some serious preventin'
Those little purple Immune Boost pills
Were made to prevent all our ills


I
Ernie S*



When you're down and don't want to play.......And you're dreading yet another day.....There's a solution that has passed the test.....It's time for you to do like all the rest.....pick your product and solution from Doc Dave's Best!!

This one tells it like it is, you gotta love it, ain't no telling what I could've come up with if I had a dose of the "Instant Einstein" in me. Mick W*

And so you shall, Mick, so you shall!


"There was once a supplement
Or two, three or four
When taken exactly
Will make you better, for sure
It may seem unreal
Like having a healthy chow
You'll get a great deal
But only if purchase now

Submitted by:
Bruce C.*


So don't wait forever for the next sale
You don't want to wind up sick and pale
For who really knows where sickness trends
Don't forget your family and friends

So you and yours and all the rest
Get your booty to Dr Dave's Best
Stay healthy and lean, strong and fast
Do it now so you can last

A long long time with no pills
To keep you healthy with no ills
And to those emails and blogs keep goin'
So when the newest stuff arrives, you'll be a knowin'

Lazlo B. Zilly

Thanks to all who submitted a limerick and to our special winners above.

Some of you sent in some very funny ones that were just a little too blue for this forum.

Lazlo was not kidding about the new stuff.

We have a weight loss supplement in the works, blood sugar regulator and a mood support (anti-depression) supplement on the way as well.

Somewhere out there a protein powder with some special secret ingredients is looming as well.

So keep yourself glued to the broadcasts because in additional to all of the above there is a lot of great info coming your way as well.

Don't forget to tell your friends and family about us!

And don't forget your Instant Einstein, fish oil and Monster Multi as part of your daily routine.

All the Best, Dr Dave