Last weeks review was pretty popular so I am at it again.
This week is a bit duller on some scenes I have to admit but it still had some interesting variables and things to talk about.
On the political scene, our Prez continues to have a string of bad luck with celebs.
Last week the super star country couple Faith Hill and Tim McGraw came out against the war. This week, famous hottie and this year's girl, Jessica Simpson, snubbed the Dub by saying 'I don't think so' to a Dubya backed fundraiser.
See, George, I told ya you should have taken your Instant Einstein.
Paris Hilton stays in the top most searched terms for the millionth week in a row with Pamela Anderson close behind (no pun intended).
I have decided that when I go back to Paris this spring for a lecture series; I am going to check out the Paris Hilton, just to say I've been there. I promise to write you an informative and funny email from the Paris Hilton.
I have to think that the celeb that I would least want to be is Nikki Hilton. Imagine having your whole life defined by your more famous sister's antics.
Bummer, Nikki.
Oh well a bad mood is nothing a few caps of fish oil can't help you with.
If you are having trouble enduring this mess, Nikki, head on over to drdavesbest.com and order some Instant Endurance while you're at it.
On the movie front we have a new James Bond to look forward to.
I love James Bond but I suspect that it may be the modern equivalent of the Three Stooges. Men love 'em and women hate 'em.
It's a Y chromosome thing.
Speaking of Bonds, we might eventually get to the truth about Barry Bonds and steroids. I wrote an article about this 2 years ago and it was clear to me then that double B was hiding something.
When he said, "This game is no fun any more", I thought of the old Motley Crue song, "Don't go away mad, just go away."
Barry let me introduce you to Hercules Factor, a legal way to muscle up, cut fat and be your best.
Geez, the thought of Canseco coming after your butt with a needle ought to cure you of any thoughts of juicing. This gives new meaning to the words juice fasting.
And I can see the movie title now "Broke Batt Mountain" starring Barry and Jose, Sheffield and McGuire with a guest appearance by Sammy Sosa.
OK, enough about James Bond, Barry Bonds and hotties; myspace.com is testament to the power of kids.
Yikes! This is where the cookie crumbles so we'll have to pick those crumbs up next time.
I just heard the maximum allowable words alarm go off so be sure and join me tomorrow for some more controversial and opinionated commentary on our world as I know it.
Don't forget your Instant Einstein.
Have a great day, Doc
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