Somebody Please Get A Message To Dubya

There are obviously some problems these days at 1600 PennsylvaniaAvenue. That's the address of the White House, the home of Bush 43. Ole Dubya appears to have the Second Term Blues, and the strains of being President appear to be taking their toll.

It's not an easy job being President of the United States. If you look at before and after photos of the President's who have served two terms, you will immediately notice astonishing changes. It ain't easy carrying the weight of the country on your shoulders, be you a Democrat, or a Republican.

Clinton rolled into Washington a chubby good old boy with roly-poly charm and sandy brown hair with nary a wrinkle on his face. He left town with grey hair, lines on his face, and heart disease.

Dubya was greeted with 9/11, and was on a roll for a while there, slumped, was revived by the re-election campaign, and now just can't seem to get anything right.

We are now treated to a tape of the Prez being warned about the disaster about to occur in New Orleans. I guess he thought this was a drill, not the real thing.

Nobody around him seems to be very quick on their feet either. When the President falters there is supposed to be someone around who has an answer, or at the very least a good spin. That's not happening either.

It's going to be a couple of years until the next election, so it doesn't look like any sweeping change is going to be made anytime soon. But if somebody could get a message to Dubya, let him know I can help.

If there are no Einstein's he can hire to help him beat the Second Term Blue's, there is an Einstein that can help, and Instant Einstein is ready,
willing, and able to help clear some of the fog at 1600 Pennsylvania.

It could be put to extremely good use on Capitol Hill too. There isn't any shortage of people there with clogged neurotransmitters either.

Instant Einstein will snap even a hard sleeper like Dubya out of the doldrums. If he took a little Instant Einstein a while back he might have realized that a undeniable disaster named Katrina was on its way and the one named bird flu was not.


On Capitol Hill $27 billion dollars has been thrown at New Orleans, virtually unsupervised, in what is certainly the most corrupt state in the union. That's about $586,000 for every man, woman, and child in the city. There aren't a lot of thinkers there either.

Our President should set an example. At the next cabinet meeting there should be bottles of Instant Einstein at every chair. He should come in, open his
bottle, take 6 capsules, and everybody in the room should follow.'

Except for Mr. Cheney, the Veep should probably take at least 12!

I'll bet they would be surprised at what followed. I can almost guarantee two good ideas would come out of that meeting.

Hey, other places, there would be more, but you can't set the bar that high in Washington.

Just think of what could happen if there were 2 good ideas in Washington every day. Just two!

Please! Somebody has to get a message to Dubya. Instant Einstein is ready to serve it's country now. The Dave Cave is on a 24 hour alert.

There won't be any confusion. The Mayor won't have to talk to the Governor. The Governor won't have to talk to FEMA. FEMA won't have to talk to the Mayor. The Office of Homeland Security will not beinvolved.

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"Hey Karl?"

"Yes, Mr. President."

"That stuff I took yesterday. Norman Ornstein, er Calbert Einsberg,
where'd it go?"

"It's right in front of you, sir."

"Would you look at that, right in front of me. Well, okay! Hey, Karl?"

"Yes,sir."

"Make sure the press doesn't get any of this. Next thing you know they'll
be asking smart questions. I don't need that."

"Taken care of, sir."

"Good. good."

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All the best,


Doc